"THE RULES OF CAT"
Walking:
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning.  This will help their coordination skills.

Doors:
Do not allow any closed doors in any room.  To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws.  Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it.  After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things.  This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, or mosquito season.

Bathrooms:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom.  It is not necessary to do anything.  Just sit and stare.

Chairs & Rugs:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair or bed quickly.  If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug.  If there is no Oriental rug, any quality carpeting is good.  When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a human's bare foot.

Litterbox:
When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible.  Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.

One Last Thought...
Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around and present your butt to them.  Humans love this so do it often - and don't forget guests!

Puppy Love?
According to an AKC survey of dog owners, an overwhelming majority of women - nearly 90% - find at least one quality in their dog that they'd like to see in their significant other, while 34% of the women agreed with the statement "If my dog was a man, he'd be my boyfriend!"  Nearly 33% of men said the number one canine quality thei wished their women had is "always being in a good mood."  The poll also found:
When it comes to meeting women, 58% of men said a puppy is a foolproof babe-magnet

66% of dog owners said they wouldn't even consider dating someone who didn't like their dog

14% of respondents admitted they might continue dating someone they didn't like all that much, just to spend time with their dog

One in seven dog owners (15%) said that their significant other has become jealous of their relationship with their dog

18% of dog owners said they have included, or would include, their dog in their wedding ceremony

60% of dog owners said that if they split with their significant other they would definitely fight for custody of their dog

                                                             -information taken from the May/June issue of AKC Family Dog

Did You Know?
According to the Associated Press, if you want to work at Jilin Jiangshan Human Resources Development in Shanghai, you must be born under the sign of the dog!  Why?  Simply because those who are born in the year of the dog (1958, 1970, 1982, 1994...) are said to be especially loyal, honest, and hardworking!